Cozy Sorceress Gifts

How To Hex From Home

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

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"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

Witches of Instagram

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

"And now from downtown!"

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"She works best in hex mode."

Master Mum

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

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"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Groovy witch.

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."

Fantasy Football League.

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"

Hairspray witch

"So, turn me into a frog would you."