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How To Hex From Home

'I had a wonderful garden last year. Bark beetles, aphids, mealy worms, thripes, wax seal, gray mold, and grubs!'

'Your house is spotless, your children are well behaved and dinner was delicious. How do you do it?'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

Witches of Instagram

"All your throw pillows were in knots."

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"What a midfield wizard!"

"And now from downtown!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"She works best in hex mode."

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

Master Mum

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Gals! Are you entering you 'goddess' years?

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

Groovy witch.

How caffeine interacts with human brain cells.

'It's true. Since I've been using this organic stuff, my potions are far more effective.'

Fantasy Football League.

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."

Hairspray witch

"Do you have a scent which will attract customers to our fees?"