Song That Doesn't Add Up Gifts

While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"Do you guys serve beer?"

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."

"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."

Off Off Off Off Broadway

"She gets her musical ability from me."

'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'

"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."

"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."

"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."

"What do you want to be when you give up?"

"Darling, you complete me!"

'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'

'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'

"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."

"Take me to your toilet..!"

A painter drawing a ship

"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."

"Your wife tells me that you are a workaholic."

'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'

Virtual Reality Walkies

He's got a lousy voice!

'You're howling off key again!'

'I want to be a vet, too, but I can't pass geometry.'