While singing the popular song, Clay was disturbed to discover that his thigh bone wasn't connected to his hip bone, that it was, in fact, connected to nothing.
Song That Doesn't Add Up Prints
Decorate their music room with prints showcasing clever art inspired by songs that defy logic or expectation. A perfect gift for the creatively curious listener.
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
"Do you guys serve beer?"
"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."
"My wife is the queen of misheard lyrics! Listen to her singing carefully next time: it's hilarious..."
"I was planning to grow old with Matthew Nelson, but it looks like I'll be growing old with my algebra teacher."
Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back
Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.
"Well, I can't figure it out either. Do we know anyone that can help us with math homework?"
'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'
Off Off Off Off Broadway
"I know it looks fine, but let's get an engineer's report and a termite inspection just to be on the safe side."
"She gets her musical ability from me."
Sophocles Playwriting School. Euclid and Aphrodite are writing their play together. It must be a love triangle.
Library. Story Hour. This fact-checking site says no cow has ever jumped over the moon.
'Sorry, but I had trouble with train story-problems in math, when I was a kid too.'
"Tuesday mornings don't get enough respect. They should be hated just as much as Monday mornings."
"I don't really have a favourite. I love you both equally."
"Learning percentages has made me realize there's a 50% chance I'll flunk math."
"What do you want to be when you give up?"
"Darling, you complete me!"
"Take me to your toilet..!"
'Let's keep going. Maybe we'll get there in time for the net olympics.'
"I've discovered I don't have a head for figures."
A painter drawing a ship
'Hey dooba dooba, the cat and the...nah, this isn't working for me. Can you play the fiddle?'
"This exercise is good for arpeggios, scales, and biceps."
Switch if off!
"Your wife tells me that you are a workaholic."
'Philip was cute this morning. He said money's tight and I should only buy what I need.'
Why parallel lines never meet.
Virtual Reality Walkies
He's got a lousy voice!
'You're howling off key again!'
'Nothing. Just sitting here watching Bob rehearse for 'American I Dull'.'
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