Solitary Superstar Gifts

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

"The Just Me Band"

"It appears that you'll definitely outlive your usefulness."

'Apparently it's part of the evolutionary process!'

Edward Elgar.

Comedy, Tragedy, Karaoke

IRS tax instructions.

I downloaded some SAT practice tests. I'll time you. Ok. Ready. "If Ann spends every day obsessing over stupid tests,

"Alright! Fine! ONE man is an island!"

'You have to lose weight. Stop having intimate dinners for two, when you are not expecting anyone to join you.'

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

'Yes, doctor, I sang to her constantly as a baby. Her first words were ‘Gimme Ipod'.'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

Killing time, and vice versa....

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

"Oh, god. . . not another night at home watching Ingmar Bergman films!"

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

Extrovert/Introvert.

'Getting old isn't so bad when you consider the only other alternative. . .'

'This year I'm celebrating Valentines Day by myself, I have to economize.'

Single and Offended

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

Violinist

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

Christmas party for the home worker

"The world was becoming too crowded: the only way I could remain a lone wolf was to move out here..."

Introverts' Heaven

Pink sheep

'That's still blurry This might be a good time to show you your bill.'

"You've broken half me solar panels, ya t***a!"

"Tous les copains ont été invité à une fête, sauf moi."