Solo Star Gifts

Pink sheep

"The Just Me Band"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Yes, I'm alone."

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

IRS tax instructions.

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Since no one showed up, I'll keep my remarks brief."

Just married.

Will Self does karaoke

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

A conductor practising in front of a mirror.

'I don't wan't to talk - let's sing a duet!'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

The triangle virtuoso flies to his next performance.

"My one man play is now in the west end. I play Lee Harvey Oswald."

Desert Island Fishing

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Introvert Career Faire.

"The GOOD news is that your promotion puts you in charge of the team, the BAD news is you ARE the team."

Choir

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Violinist

Card night for introverts.

Dancing with your hands up

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

"Today I'm going to be unaware, uninvolved, uncommitted, and self-centered."

Road, Sky, Land, Radio, You - Next 300 Miles

Meet the publisher's entire marketing dept. 2-4pm