Solitary Striker Gifts

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

Snooker.

"Some fall harder than others."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Well, team-sports are rather difficult to organise around here: Just keep practising your bilboqiet Darling..."

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Captive Audience.

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

Hmm...all the best!

No Man is an Island

'...and so I say without fear of contradiction...'

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Tai Chi

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

"That's it?"

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

"Thanks for the invite, but I prefer to collaborate by myself."

"Kibitzing while I play solitaire does not count as us doing something together."

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

"This program may not be suitable for viewing by anyone."

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

'He was pretending to be playing for Manchester United when he collapsed with exhaustion.'