Champion Striker Gifts

Upon winning another bowling championship, Dalton throws his ball to the spectators.

'Boy, the fish are really biting today, aren't they, Fred?'

"They play union in heaven... where do they play football?"

Chris Froome

Sports Memorabilia: Help wanted-losers need not apply.

"What I miss during school holidays is not going out on strike every Friday."

'I'm stressed: My dad was a champion, my mum was a champion, there's a lot of pressure on me to become a champion...'

'It's great that you want a career in football, Timothy, but don't you think being a striker would be more fun than being a goalpost.'

Football Skills

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

Using the skill of pottery to make athletics trophy.

"Some fall harder than others."

Snooker.

Skateboard Olympics.

'I got this one from my son who made it at camp.'

Captive Audience.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Muhammed Ali RIP

"If only he made goals all of the time instead of just at the beginning of the year."

Tai Chi

"What's next?"

How come you never take any of my ideas seriously? I'm a marketing genius. I have a long track record of attracting business in both the residential and commercial sectors. What? When? Where? I've generated hundreds of billions of simoleans in the last 24 years. Wait ... Are you taking about Sim City"? Everything I touch turns to solid gold!

'As I've been told by my union, I went out on strike and I will succeed - I'm a one-man company!'

'It's not necessary to challenge the champ, your manager has already done that.'

Goalie sitting in middle of full park bench waiting for player to shoot

Mike Tyson

UCU University Lecturer's Strike

"Anyone for tennis?"

Athletes' Income

Golfer hanging from tree trying a tricky chip out of the rough.

Highlights from when the team didn't stink...

Emma Raducanu

Manny Pacquiao

Cristiano Ronaldo