Solitary Soccer Strategist Gifts

Hmm...all the best!

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

The Other Cooperstown

Sport: Crisis in the Real Madrid.

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

"I love fast break business success."

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'