Solitary Soccer Strategist Gifts

Hmm...all the best!

The MBA Draft

Old navy veteran 3rd base coach

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"To be clear, I said I want your 'A' game, not your 'Eh?' game."

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Perils of the double play.

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

The Other Cooperstown

"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

'I know what you're thinking, are those legal shoes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

"I love fast break business success."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

'I've never seen so many strikers in one team before.'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

"Fellas, I invited Max here to give us a fresh, millennial take on how to get out of the inning."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

"My computer beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick-boxing!"

"When you put on the uniform, you surrender a part of yourself."

"If you think it's tough at this level, kid, wait until you get into calculus."