Solicitation Squasher Gifts

"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"

"Sorry. My blood sugar has just been running a little low lately."

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

Never clip him yourself unless you are an expert.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'for what we are about to receive...'

Does that mean we got the War Office contract, Harris?

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

Solicitor Reading House Deeds

Fiends reunited

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"How's your blogging going?"

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

'Please give up badminton and take up squash or something.'

J. Edgar Hoover's secret file on MLK

Cricketer hitting ball out of TV.

I didn't know you played squash, how about a game!

Squash.

'At the tone, the time will be LATER THAN YOU THINK.'

'Let's face it Frank, you just don't have a green thumb.'

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

Werewolf Campfire

'Is this your profit?'

"I'm dating a squash champion."