Nemesis Squasher Gifts

So, arch-nemesis, you need my help. What for, pray tell? Mumble, mumble, mumble … Speak up, person who needs my side counsel. Oh, fine! I need help using a computer. And thus the heavens opened and light shone upon the world. Worst day of my life.

American Idle.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Stop smoking,instantly.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

Tortured by music

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Insecticide.

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'Is this your profit?'

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'I'm afraid you failed your stress test.', 'AAAARGH!'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

Sadie, I just read that the moon used to be a lot closer to earth. You? "Read"? Yes, I read all the time. It takes you that long to read a book? Now that's not nice, Mrs. Cohen. We don't have to go at each other all the time, do we? I dream of a day when you and I can let bygones be bygones, embrace one another, and give each other the respect each of us deserves. Nothing doing! Come on, Sadie. Don't you ever wonder how happy we could be if we called a cease-fire? How about it? ... Friends? (Sig

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."

"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'