Nemesis Squasher T-Shirts

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Stop smoking,instantly.

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

Tortured by music

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"My mistake. It wasn't a mouse, I just dropped my roll."

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Insecticide.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'Is this your profit?'

"He turned to gardening during the Covid quarantine. Now he's a slave to his summer squash blog."

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'I'm afraid you failed your stress test.', 'AAAARGH!'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."

"Door to door salesmen are welcomed at any door but mine!"

'For goodness sake, give up badminton and take up squash or something.'