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"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

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'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

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'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

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"He's into binge fetching."

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