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"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."

Sadie, I just read that the moon used to be a lot closer to earth. You? "Read"? Yes, I read all the time. It takes you that long to read a book? Now that's not nice, Mrs. Cohen. We don't have to go at each other all the time, do we? I dream of a day when you and I can let bygones be bygones, embrace one another, and give each other the respect each of us deserves. Nothing doing! Come on, Sadie. Don't you ever wonder how happy we could be if we called a cease-fire? How about it? ... Friends? (Sig

'That's our mission statement.'

"Cash, Jordan. That's what separates man from the apes."

American Idle.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

Screwdriver labelled 'Buyer' and screw labelled 'seller'.

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

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Dollar Sign Christmas Tree.

'There must be some way we can capitalize on that damn boson.'

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

Big business is not evil

Made in China.

"This is neither Heaven nor Hell. It's the private sector."

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"I worked my way up from a goddamn steamboat - I am the American Dream."

'I'm miserable... but only for competitive purposes.'

"If small stars keep planets in line, what do big stars do?"

"Sir - it appears you and a few others have 98% of all the money that presently exists in America...nobody has the money to buy anything."

'Fortunately I'm a big guy.'

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'

"When I was your age I would have snagged that before it hit the ground."

Move Ahead with Basel III!

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'Say what you like about Capitalism, it makes the gravy train run on time.'

"Watch these old guys- you can learn a lot."

Desk at the Horizon

Stop smoking,instantly.

I can't believe It!

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"He's into binge fetching."