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Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I've given up on the novel. There's more money in writing inspirational memes."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

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"My novel? I've put it on hold. I'm writing my response in case I get asked to do on eof those 'How I write' columns..."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Isn't that cute. She's writing her first novel.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

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Tortured by music

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'The End is Near'

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Insecticide.

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

'What would you like to eat with your book tonight?'

"I just had a remake of a nightmare I had as a child. The special effects were much scarier."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'You don't have a life to turn into a story.'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."