Musical Notes Nemesis T-Shirts

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Musical Note Nail

Stop smoking,instantly.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

Insecticide.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

'Are your knees knocking with stage fright?'

"Ye gods! Not another tedious and derivative top ten single!"

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

The Queen of the Night goes to the optometrist

Cellist

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."