Nocturnal Nemesis T-Shirts

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"Don't wait up. I'll be working late again tonight."

Barcode Dreams

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

Born of the Dead

Stop smoking,instantly.

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Why are you always the last one in the office? You never go home before it's dark."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

The Vigil

Finally free of cable TV costs

Tortured by music

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

'Eww! You woke up with some bad evening breath!!'

"That's another thing about being nocturnal – nothing's open."

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

"Daylight Savings Time, you idiot!"

Insecticide.

John Keats.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

Scared of Shadows.

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'