Nightmare Nemesis Gifts

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

Barcode Dreams

Born of the Dead

Monster Realtor

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Stop smoking,instantly.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

Stormy Night

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Finally free of cable TV costs

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

Insecticide.

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."

Scared of Shadows.

'You dreamed of me and woke up screaming and bathed in sweat? Congrats! Now you're a full member of my team!'