Nightmare Nemesis Gifts

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

American Idle.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"I'll be a little late. I'm working a double shift."

Barcode Dreams

Born of the Dead

Monster Realtor

Cow Christmas anxiety dreams!

Stop smoking,instantly.

'It was your imagination. There's no little kid under your bed!'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"Doctor, I keep having these dreadful nightmares where I´m abducted by aliens."

Stormy Night

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

'Now, are you looking for a closet or something under a bed?'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'You were talking in your sleep again.'

Finally free of cable TV costs

If he had a nightmare, let him crawl in bed with us. Ok. But we don't have children.

'No monsters down here.'

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"In my nightmares I try to cry out but never can."

'Think of the advantages of having a monster living under your bed! You won't have to clean because I'll scare all the dust bunnies away.'

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'I just had an awful dream that I married a monster from outer space!'

Insecticide.

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

Scared of Shadows.

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"It's not fair that I have to get up and live the day I already had nightmares about."