Moth Nemesis Gifts

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Shall I be moth?'

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

The Moth Menace.

Supermoth

Finally free of cable TV costs

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

Tortured by music

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Insecticide.

'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

Top shelf magazines in the moth world

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"Excuse me mate, have you got a light?"

Lepidopterologist

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"I haven't gotten much sleep since my parents put in that night light."