Moth Nemesis Gifts

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

American Idle.

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

She was 'bright'. He kept it 'light'. They couldn't help but be attracted to each other.

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'Todd don't be such a clown...'

Butterfly Sales

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

...I'm here at the gruesome scene now. Yes, what began as a candlelight vigil,ended in mass tragedy when the thousands of moths in attendance became inexplicably drawn to each other's flames.

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Shall I be moth?'

The Moth Menace.

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"It is NOT an alien invasion. A moth landed on the lens."

Supermoth

Finally free of cable TV costs

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

Tortured by music

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

'If moths like light so much why do you never see them during the day?'

"I'm rather enjoying this." - Moth interrogation under spot light

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

Insecticide.

'I'm talkin' to Pete, right, 'cept it was like he wasn't listenin'. Then, sudenly, he stands up, circles the campfire a few times and jumps right into the flames. Craziest thing ever, huh, Jessie? Jessie..?'

"Excuse me mate, have you got a light?"

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

Top shelf magazines in the moth world

Lepidopterologist

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

Moth in spotlight