Noodle Nemesis Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for the noodle nemesis in your life? Our collection features humorous and creative items that celebrate their passion for pasta challenges and culinary adventures. Perfect for those who take their noodles seriously but love a good laugh, these products are a delightful blend of humor and personality. Whether they’re a chef, a foodie, or just someone who enjoys a bit of kitchen mischief, you’ll find something that matches their lively spirit.

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'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!" mockup

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

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Italia tours

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"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed." mockup

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

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Stop smoking,instantly.

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Year of the Rat

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'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.' mockup

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

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Soup

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'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile mockup

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

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"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night." mockup

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

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'I'll have what he's having.'

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'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!' mockup

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

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'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.' mockup

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

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Finally free of cable TV costs

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'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! ' mockup

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

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"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes." mockup

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

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Tagliatelle

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Tortured by music

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'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!' mockup

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

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Insecticide.

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England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs." mockup

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

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"I'll be studying with Cruz at house." mockup

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

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"Are those noodles?"

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'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!' mockup

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

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"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ." mockup

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

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Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod.

Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod. mockup

Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod.

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"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?" mockup

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

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"Wait, I think I found it!"

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'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.' mockup

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

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Man finds pot noodles at the end of the rainbow.

Man finds pot noodles at the end of the rainbow. mockup

Man finds pot noodles at the end of the rainbow.

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'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?' mockup

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

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'Soon you will be here. . .'

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Noodle Nemesis Gifts Collection

Noodle Nemesis Mugs

Explore our collection of witty and humorous mugs that celebrate the noodle nemesis in all their playful glory.

Noodle Nemesis Pillows

Check out our humorous pillows perfect for adding personality and comfort to any kitchen or dining area for noodle enthusiasts.

Noodle Nemesis Prints

Browse our amusing art prints that capture the fun and chaos of being a noodle nemesis, perfect for sprucing up their favorite space.

Noodle Nemesis T-Shirts

Discover our fun and quirky t-shirts designed for those who love a good pasta battle or just enjoy a pun about noodles.