Noodle Nemesis Mugs

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Italia tours

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Stop smoking,instantly.

Year of the Rat

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Soup

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'I'll have what he's having.'

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'I made your favorite Sunday dinner, spaghetti, but since you still have service tonight, a plastic precaution is in order.'

Finally free of cable TV costs

'Gasp!.. Boiling water!.. Boiling water! '

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Tagliatelle

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Insecticide.

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

"Are those noodles?"

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

"Neither Confucius nor Lao-Tse nor Buddha can help you. You either have a knack for chopsticks, or you don't ."

Yomp's Fish Shak: Special Today - Noodles and Sauce with Cod.

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

"Wait, I think I found it!"

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Man finds pot noodles at the end of the rainbow.

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'Soon you will be here. . .'