"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."
Bike Nemesis Gifts
Searching for a unique gift idea for the person who loves biking but loves teasing their nemesis even more? Our creative collection offers funny and witty products that capture the playful spirit of cycling rivalries, making every ride and rivalry memorable. Whether it's for a friend, a fellow cyclist, or someone who just loves humorous surprises, find it all here to celebrate the fun side of biking feuds.
American Idle.
Touring Cyclist
A smiling cyclist
"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."
"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."
'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'
'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'
BMX riding in Bavaria
"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."
'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'
'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"
Finally free of cable TV costs
Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy
Tortured by music
'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'
'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'
Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.
Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez
Marley Davidson
"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"
'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'
A cyclist
Automatic Doors - "Damn.. I wish they would put a closed sign up!!"
'Soon you will be here. . .'
"Hey! You're in the bike lane!"
Tree Thief
Bike Nemesis Gifts Collection
Bike Nemesis Mugs
Explore our funny cycling mugs and find the perfect humorous gift for your bike nemesis or fellow rider.
Bike Nemesis Pillows
Discover playful bike rivalry pillows that add a humorous touch to any home or bike shed.
Bike Nemesis Prints
Browse our amusing cycling prints to bring the spirit of friendly rivalry into your decor.
Bike Nemesis T-Shirts
Check out our witty cycling t-shirts and add some humor to your friend's wardrobe or your own collection.