Bike Nemesis Pillows

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

American Idle.

Touring Cyclist

A smiling cyclist

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

'My dog chases everyone on a bicycle!'

BMX riding in Bavaria

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

Tortured by music

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

Bike ramp engineered by: Gracie Bermudez

Marley Davidson

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

A cyclist

Automatic Doors - "Damn.. I wish they would put a closed sign up!!"

'Soon you will be here. . .'

"Hey! You're in the bike lane!"

Tree Thief