Lender Nemesis Pillows

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

Stop smoking,instantly.

Beep' 'beep' 'beep' 'beep'' - 'Slam!' - 'Great... another long week of pain and humiliation ahead...' - ''Click'' - 'God, Ilove my job.' - '' -

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

'Do you have poor credit? . . . Visit paydayloanshark.com for instant cash!'

'And this is where we adjust interest rates.'

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

Tortured by music

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

Insecticide.

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Wall Street CEOs' bathroom.

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

Automatic Doors - "Damn.. I wish they would put a closed sign up!!"

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."