Insect Nemesis Pillows

Insecticide.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'Sorry, Dad. My offensive lineman says I don't have to go to bed yet.'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Why couldn't you open that wide during the procedure?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

"It's a sort of Birdman of Alcatraz situation, except that Martin here isn't a bird."

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

Tortured by music

'He didn't go for the throat, but close.'

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

'You know what? I agree with my son's opinion of you.'

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

Automatic Doors - "Damn.. I wish they would put a closed sign up!!"

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

'I'll look for apples -- you keep an eye out for early birds.'

Ornithologist: 'I don't do teeth, I tell you! I do birds!'

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."