Nuisance Nemesis Pillows

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

American Idle.

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

That's it. I'm killing that moth.

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

Tortured by music

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Insecticide.

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

Angry man shoots at musical notes from guitar player.

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."

Sadie, I just read that the moon used to be a lot closer to earth. You? "Read"? Yes, I read all the time. It takes you that long to read a book? Now that's not nice, Mrs. Cohen. We don't have to go at each other all the time, do we? I dream of a day when you and I can let bygones be bygones, embrace one another, and give each other the respect each of us deserves. Nothing doing! Come on, Sadie. Don't you ever wonder how happy we could be if we called a cease-fire? How about it? ... Friends? (Sig

'Soon you will be here. . .'

So, arch-nemesis, you need my help. What for, pray tell? Mumble, mumble, mumble … Speak up, person who needs my side counsel. Oh, fine! I need help using a computer. And thus the heavens opened and light shone upon the world. Worst day of my life.

"Do our ducts need cleaning?"