Nuisance Nemesis Pillows

"Hello, Mr. Gottlieb of Acme Telemarketing? Oh, did I interrupt your dinner...?"

Your enemy is defeated by Fate

"And with you on guard, I won't have to worry about that monster under my bed."

'In my experience, life is good most of the time, but come the holidays, they look at me as if I'm a nuisance...'

Stop smoking,instantly.

"Bloody cold-callers - I'm gonna give him a piece of my mind. . .!!"

"I'm the building inspector...that nest okay?"

"My nose whistling is keeping me awake all night."

'Go get the hose, George! That gopher is back!'

'Pasta imposter' "Oi! You're not vermicelli, you're cheese string..bugger off!!"

Finally free of cable TV costs

"Sorry about that. He doesn't like bikes."

Vending machine says: 'No telemarketers will call' 50c.

Tortured by music

Hunter with Santa Claus as a Trophy

'Attention!!! You wolves down there!!! Get away from my door!!! I'm doing the best that I can!!!'

England training camp "Keeps 'em out of the nightclubs."

"I'll be studying with Cruz at house."

Insecticide.

"I'm never visiting earth again! Ever since we got back I've been getting nothing but robocalls and spam."

'He's taking the No Smoking Day very seriously.'

'Wouldn't it be easier to change your network Dear?'

"I remember telling you to go to hell, too."

'Soon you will be here. . .'

"Do our ducts need cleaning?"