Squash Saboteur Gifts

Looking for a gift for your squash saboteur? These creative enthusiasts bring fun and mischief to the game, and our unique selection of mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints captures their playful personality perfectly. Whether they’re known for their craftiness or love incorporating humor into their hobbies, these gifts celebrate their mischievous flair and imaginative spirit.

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"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!" mockup

"I finally won my battle against those little aphids that crawl all over my squash!"

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"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle." mockup

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone" mockup

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

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'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot' mockup

'This cave is really damp... and squidgy underfoot'

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The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

The solar system is replaced by sports balls. mockup

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

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Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away mockup

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

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Library: The Weight lifting Section. mockup

Library: The Weight lifting Section.

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'And now for my William Tell shot.' mockup

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

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Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container. mockup

Woman disposes of partner's squash kit in hazardous waste container.

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"All I could find was this butternut squash."

"All I could find was this butternut squash." mockup

"All I could find was this butternut squash."

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'No, I'm his cousin, Sasquash.'

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'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.' mockup

'Since Darwin said it's survival of the fittest, I thought I'd better take up an aerobic sport.'

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"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now." mockup

"Sorry dear! I'm very busy right now."

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'LIAR!'

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'for what we are about to receive...' mockup

'for what we are about to receive...'

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"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash." mockup

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

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'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?' mockup

'Why, yes, a banner season for squash! What makes you ask?'

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Dietitian: Weighting Room.

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"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept." mockup

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

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"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either." mockup

"Don't just pin this on me. You didn't want to kill the spider either."

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'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.' mockup

'Don't be mad, I'm just following your instructions.'

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It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater? mockup

It's taken two years work and ALL our savings, are you sure we will make millions from a Squash Ball Heater?

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"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera." mockup

"I can't play squash tonight, Ed. I promised Linda I'd put in a little Kama Sutra time with her before the opera."

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'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?' mockup

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

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'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.' mockup

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

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'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.' mockup

'Look here Frobisher, you've adhered to the rules. You haven't cheated, self-aggrandised or whined about money. That's rather unsportsmanlike of you.'

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