Scale Saboteur Gifts

Looking for a fun gift for the scale saboteur? Whether they’re a mischievous artist or a playful challenger of the status quo, these witty, creative gifts are perfect for sparking joy and a few laughs. Channel their love for unpredictability with humorous mugs, tees, pillows, and prints that nod to their creative spirit and rebellious fun.

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Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away mockup

Woman leaves a stick of dynamite on her weighing scales and runs away

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'LIAR!'

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'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?' mockup

'Still at a plateau, Mrs Johnson?'

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Dietitian: Weighting Room.

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Critisize your weight.

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'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

'The vegetables sat in the crisper for hours...days...a whole week. Then suddenly, the drawer opened. A hand reached in, grabbed the kale, and all you could hear was the sound of...A Garbage disposal.'

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'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.' mockup

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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Shrink

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Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man. mockup

Paul was certain he had the largest pumpkin, until he discovered he was the smallest man.

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'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.' mockup

'Never mind another doctor -- I'm referring you to the Bureau of Weights and Measures.'

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Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons. mockup

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

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"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!" mockup

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

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'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!' mockup

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

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'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!' mockup

'Let's try again but NO laughing this time!'

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'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.' mockup

'Well, we couldn't store all the corn.'

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Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair. mockup

Woman weighing herself sitting on a chair.

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Lady Justice using metric scales. mockup

Lady Justice using metric scales.

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Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading. mockup

Woman strips on a public scale in order to get a lower reading.

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"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories." mockup

"My scale certainly has no problem finding those hidden calories."

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"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..." mockup

"Well done Fred, you've lost a bit more..."

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"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept." mockup

"Putting a steak, chicken wings and potato chips on a salad kind of negates the eating healthy concept."

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"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash." mockup

"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."

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"We always take one piece out."

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'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.' mockup

'Thank you. It took me a long time, but I built it to scale.'

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Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.' mockup

Mouse/Rat on weighing machine: 'I squeak your weight.'

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'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!' mockup

'You've been on a diet and lost six kilos...Well I think I have found them!'

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'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?' mockup

'Whaddya mean the scale keeps flashing tilt?'

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'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.' mockup

'I'll pay you double if you whisper it.'

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'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.' mockup

'I'd like you to go work for our competition. It's the only way I know to bring them to their knees.'

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"Read my weight NOW!...NOW!"

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Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'. mockup

Fat lady standing on a weighing machine. It's print out says 'I Quit!'.

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'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.' mockup

'What about your underwear? That must weigh a pound or two.'

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'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.' mockup

'Of course you realize my gold crown adds a lot to my weight.'

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A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would. mockup

A great day starts when you weigh 2lbs. less than you thought you would.

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Scale Saboteur Gifts Collection

Scale Saboteur Mugs

Explore our range of mugs for the scale saboteur—perfect for adding wit and humor to their daily routine. Find their new favorite coffee companion today.

Scale Saboteur Pillows

Discover pillows that match the playful, creative personality of the scale saboteur—perfect for adding humor and comfort to their favorite space.

Scale Saboteur Prints

Browse our art prints for the scale saboteur—quirky designs that inspire creativity and laughter in any room they choose to brighten.

Scale Saboteur T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts for the scale saboteur—bright, funny, and bold designs that celebrate their creative and rebellious spirit in style.