
"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."
Looking for a gift that captures the fearless and bold nature of a soldier of fortune? Our collection of products taps into their adventurous spirit, offering witty, inspiring, and humorous items that celebrate their love for risk-taking, exploration, and living on the edge. Whether for a seasoned explorer or a daring soul, these gifts are designed to suit their courageous lifestyle with a touch of humor and bravado.
"...H...5....N...1...?? You got me....but I'm sure it spells trouble."
"Approaching 10,000 steps."
"You're very interesting, for a civilian."
International Women's Day.
'A portcullis is SO yesterday!'
"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."
Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard
Cat in a tank...
Servicemen.
'This has the makings of their toughest season ever.'
"War is hell and so is this soup."
'This one's for marrying him, and this one's for raising the kids.'
HDQTRS division, Motor Pool and Covert Ops.
Military Medals
Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'
'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'
'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'
Soldier armed with a pen.
'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'
'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'
"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."
Monuments
"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"
'You can come down a peg. Mesopotamia gave the world bureaucracy, you know.'
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
Armed forces waiting with nothing to do.
Infantry.
'At ease, soldier.'
'Trust me, you're not going to need an alarm clock.'
"Remember when we had to get along on twenty-one dollars a month!"
'It's not as easy as you think - saddle sores, bursitis in the shoulder, pigeons...'
Military style hedgehog
Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'
UNFADED GLORY
Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.
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