Solar Energy Consultant T-Shirts

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Solar Panel

Nuclear generation of energy.

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

City Windfarms.

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Neversource"

COP29

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Water power.

Ecological balance.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

"What about my footprint?"

"To keep warm in winter you're looking at a new central heating system costing £20,000."

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

Electric car