Solar Energy Consultant Mugs

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Nuclear generation of energy.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

City Windfarms.

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

COP29

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

As I say, local produce, locally produced; all our meats tonight come form our local meat processing plant.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Neversource"

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

Water power.

Ecological balance.

"What about my footprint?"

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Is this what they call inherent safety?

The Earth as a habitat being poisoned by pollution (symbolised by car exhaust fumes)

Green Energy used to power polluting industries

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."