Sustainable Energy Consultant T-Shirts

"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

The future (hydrogen car).

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

The Not-So Smart Meter

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Fuel bill gone through the roof

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Nuclear generation of energy.

Environment policy.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

City Windfarms.

Price may vary with weather.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.

"Turns that out! - We're supposed to be saving energy!!"

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

COP29

'... and power outages on really hot days don't affect this baby one bit.'

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."