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"My dear, how clever of you to pump your own electricity."

The future (hydrogen car).

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

Rare earths are the key to a greenwashed, technotopian future

'We're here to carbon date your company's carbon footprint.'

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

"We finally reached net zero emissions."

'The only problem downtown offices have using solar power is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

We're cutting the forest in half, so I'm going to need you to make the oxygen of two trees.

The Not-So Smart Meter

'And this one's framed in beautiful Brazilian hardwood.'

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

"I have a new program that draws from his energy to power all our computers and phones. We should be good for the next 10 years."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Fuel bill gone through the roof

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Nuclear generation of energy.

"If we do hire you, will you promise to bring a bag lunch and dispose of the bag in the proper receptacle?"

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Solar Panel

Sustainability files, ways to reduce your carbon footprint

Environment policy.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

"All our donuts are hand fried in what will eventually become biofuel."

Price may vary with weather.

Another environmentally correct office product: The executive desk/organizer-fish ladder

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Leaf Thinks: 'At times like this I'm happy to have a green job.'

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Conservation bookshelf has a dead plant on top of it.