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Solar Frankenstein

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

US Energy Needs.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Water power.

A gap between the solar panels

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Home Heating Oil

Igloo Windfarm.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Oil on Mars.

Plant Solar Panel

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

Edward and Mindy lived in a smart Alec building.

Solar eels.

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Wind farm

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Sustainable SUV.

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

He started worshipping Ra the Sun God just after we had the solar panels installed.

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm barbecuing with alternative energy sources, so the sausages could take a while."

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."