Solar Energy Advocate T-Shirts

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Green Energy?

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Solar Frankenstein

Environmentalist Brainstorm

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

US Energy Needs.

Solar Plant

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

Sustainability

Electric car

Ethanol and foreign oil.

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Windmill Maintenance

Scientist in the department of energy: 'So far, so good, sir - we've learned how to make garbage out of oil.'

Biofuel - a solution or...?

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

If Ghosts Were Real

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

Business revolution begins.

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Earth Hour will show our leaders the light about saving the planet by keeping everyone in the dark...

I see he switched to the energy-efficient saber.

Short Memories

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'

EPA - Environmental Persecution Agency.

"If cars are to go all electric by 2035 we have to make a few compromises."