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Wind Farm where a forest once stood.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Rain on solar farm: 'This weather is good for farmers, I bet?'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

'I'm amazed they got planning permission.'

Solar powered tanning bed.

'It's solar powered so it might take a while.'

'It has very low emissions - it's impossible to find a garage selling the fuel.'

'They're actually street lamp-powered panels.'

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

'This one's different. It's driven by hot air rising from indignant residents below.'

'Crop rotation is the key, cereals followed by wind turbines.'

A wind powered snail

New Uses For Excess Coal

" are called 'whoosh', 'whoosh', I asked them."

Energy Firm Conference

Power suits: Wind-power suits.

'The symbolism of it all. A dead white male like Nelson making way for renewables!'

"We're phasing out Russian oil."

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

This will be an environmentally sound house built entirely from trees that fell over naturally from old age.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

No pollution! It's a good day to get my eco-nut sister's present. What is it? Something she's agitated for all year. Where are we going? Here's good. She's so lucky. Not everyone gets fresh air for Christmas!

100% carbon neutral

Solar Frankenstein

Noisy energy?

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Vivienne Westwood

Dragon Recycling the Knights it has defeated

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."