Solar Energy Specialist T-Shirts

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Water power.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

A gap between the solar panels

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Home Heating Oil

Igloo Windfarm.

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Plant Solar Panel

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Oil on Mars.

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

Solar eels.

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Sunflower

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Wind farm

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

Sustainable SUV.

Astronomers talk about sunspots

Desert Island Wind Farm

"I'm barbecuing with alternative energy sources, so the sausages could take a while."

"The idea of a solar-BBQ seemed good..."