Solar Energy Specialist T-Shirts

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Water power.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

A gap between the solar panels

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Home Heating Oil

Tax Preparer. I'm working on my client's tax returns. Mars, being the "red planet," is claiming a business operating loss. Jupiter, with all those moons, takes deductions for almost 70 dependents. And earth has no new nations this year ... so no "capitol gains" to declare. Did Mercury lower his taxes? Yeah, he's eligible for a huge solar energy tax credit!

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."

Plant Solar Panel

Green Lamp Lighting Monument

Igloo Windfarm.

Oil on Mars.

"I miss the palm tree, also, but at least we can have a refrigerator."

Solar eels.

Wind Energy Systems Inc.

Flowers growing out of a turbine.

Sunflower

Wind farm

Beaver looking at the Hoover dam thinking 'You've got to be kidding me.'

Sphinx with lightbulb head powered by the sun.

Some just ain't cut out for wind farmin'.

"However, there's still one main problem with our new high tech wind turbines"

Astronomers talk about sunspots

Sustainable SUV.

'Sorry, but the reality is, even your wind turbine needs to be oiled.'

'Another advantage is everyone will have better tans.'

"I'm barbecuing with alternative energy sources, so the sausages could take a while."

Desert Island Wind Farm