Solar Energy Technician T-Shirts

Plant Solar Panel

''Solar energy'? -- like I don't do enough for the little twerps already!'

Solar powered sundial

'No we aren't going out...just a slight hiccup with the Solar Panels.'

A gap between the solar panels

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

Green Energy?

Who should be the next eco-club president? The most vegan? The most carbon neutral? The most into solar? Eco-club. But we need someone who will attract kids to the environmental cause. Then it's obvious. The most popular. Or most athletic!

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Summer Energy

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

"I've been supporting life for billions of years! You'd think they'd be supporting themselves by now!"

Water power.

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Sustainability

Solar Gain: "Be honest: does the new planet make me look fat?"

Open Mike for the spotlight operators

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

It's an iphone rehearsal.

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

"Woo-hoo!"

"I need the sun's energy to warm my blood and give me energy. You could almost say I'm solar-powered..."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

Solar Cars

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."

"Looks like they're headed off the grid!"

'Anyway, you look wonderful. Mind if I ask who does your lighting?'

'Sorry, but I don't think you're right for our company.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

Solar Range.

"I'm afraid he's not much fun in the evenings. He's solar powered."