Renewable Energy Expert T-Shirts

'This is our consultant on geothermal energy.'

'No much wind here, so it's solar powered.'

Blowing in the wind

'It's the latest government farming policy.'

'I don't understand it - I planted carrots.'

"The four-bladed ones are especially good luck."

Wind turbine - CCTV.

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

"Like you, we were in favour of wind-farms. Then we got this letter from Npower. . ."

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I say we invade and secure all those renewable resources.'

Environmentalist Brainstorm

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

"Yes, also it keeps you fit."

Noisy energy?

Solar Panel

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

City Windfarms.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Solar Plant

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

US Energy Needs.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

'When I think of all this sunshine going to waste...'

Bio Fuels.

Sustainability

'It's a kit I found online. I converted the car so it runs entirely on chicken manure.'

Electric car

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Ethanol and foreign oil.