Renewable Energy Experts T-Shirts

'Maybe we should stick a few of those little twirly things in the ground - just in case.'

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

Noisy energy?

"That concludes my presentation on popular music and alternative energy."

Solar Panel

Fred deciding which sort of power to use to cut wood for his wood burning air conditioner.

'Sorry, but my car is a hybrid and I wouldn't accept anything less in a husband.'

Solar Plant

US Energy Needs.

“Typical, first we lost our winter fuel payment, and now our woolly jumpers!”

'More homes and wind turbines planned.'

Meanwhile, back on planet earth...Greenland's ice sheet is melting faster than previously thought, sea levels could rise..."

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

'He's not much fun in the evenings -- he's solar powered.'

Water power.

"The good news is, the wind turbine is working great, the bad news is, it blew all the solar panels off the roof."

Electric car

Sustainability

"Technically, He's supposed to generate more energy than he uses."

Ethanol and foreign oil.

"In a move sure to revolutionize the industry, Lincoln Middle School is using Halloween candy energy levels to offset costs in November, December and January."

'Gentlemen, I think it's time we address the issue of global warming.'

Dave, determined to go green by using only solar powered tools, will hereafter check weather reports before making bids.

Solar Power.

Don Quilowatte

"I told you we needed deeper foundations!"

The oil trap.

Using public relations to change perspective about the oil spill in the Gulf...

"My husband bought me this wind-assisted, solar powered, environment-friendly clothes dryer."

Desert island wind-turbine.

"Here comes Santa! I'm his number one fan!"

'I told you that roof turbine salesman was too pushy.'

"Woo-hoo!"

Solar Cars

"I brought in Ron to help us reach an untapped resource."