Soho Stroller Gifts

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

"Some walk, huh?"

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

Trapped in a painting

"Madonna's out early this morning."

'I would be more health conscious if only I could also be unconscious.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

Parents compare buggies

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"So then the boss said - 'The way you've been playing lately, next week I'm putting you in a new position'."