Soho Stroller Gifts

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"Will you be putting her in day care or bringing her up artisanally?"

No littering...

The High Line at Giza

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

'Keep Off the Wi-Fi.'

Businessman with briefcase pushes stroller with baby and its briefcase.

"Mummy said dinner was brussels sprouts tonight. What about we drop by the park and see if the old man sitting on the bench can feed us instead?"

"I'm going on a little mental-health walk and you're not coming with me."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"It's this time of day when I feel most lengthened."

"Some walk, huh?"

Man feeding the birds at the park is eaten alive.

"Well I got a dog because I wanted to spend more time brushing hair off my clothes, and picking up poop."

In summer, the nut-jobs buried by squirrels the previous fall begin to sprout.

'Sunday in the park'

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'Organically-grown popcorn? Give me a break!'

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

'I wish somebody would say something.'

"You know what they say about getting older? Dang! I can't remember either."

Trapped in a painting

'I guess we both enjoy long slow walks together.'

"Oh, look. Here comes the winner of the miniature Marmaduke look-alike contest!"

"Hail to thee, Frederick Law Olmsted!"

Parents compare buggies

'I think he's a minimalist.'

"This is a great neighborhood for croutons."

"I could do that."

"Why, it's a little piece of red yarn! Oh Harold, you always know JUST what to get me."

"Our manifesto must offer a measured but devastating critique of flying."