Stroller Show-off Gifts

Parents compare buggies

'I told you it would be useful.'

'That reminds me, the seat broke on mine. I must make time to get it repaired.'

The Yummiest Mummy in the Village

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"Wow, your mane looks fantastic! New conditioner?"

"This is our most practical model. It comes with a 21-year warranty."

'Because I don't want stretch marks, that's why.'

Sketches by Boz - Monmouth Street

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

'He's a control freak but the treats are good.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"Now, you show me yours"

'What a little beauty. Independent suspension, alloy wheels, metallic finish.'

"If you cover them, it keeps them from going bad."

"Because we're jerks."

"If anyone wants me I'll be on the shop floor strutting my stuff."

King of the Swingers.

'Excuse me - could you please get out of my way - I've got a baby.'

'That was the most spins I ever saw anyone do!'

'Well my anchor is bigger than your anchor!'

Roadside help? The tyre on my buggy is flat.

"But is my way the best way to do it???"

'Now that's what I call a trickshot!'

Superstar photographs himself making the catch.

"I attended a leadership seminar. They learnt a lot from me."

Man uses scissor device with lighter attached to light big cigar.

'I wouldn't read that book, dear...it's only there to impress visitors.'

A man pushing a pram

"Now that I have a child, I understand the love you have for your dog."

'Well, when in doubt, I always say, pick the wine that'll impress the hell out of the complete strangers at the next table.'

Grandstander!

"Someday, son, all this will be yours."