Gadget Show-off Gifts

"Now, you show me yours"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"You've got computer-breath."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Smartphone Sonogram

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Geeks and their dogs.

"Brat"

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Old and new technologies

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"

'Okay! Who changed my screensaver?'

'Flipping the remote and clicking the mouse are his low-impact aerobics.'