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"Now, you show me yours"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

'In my time, we didn't talk to a blackberry. We just ate the damn things!'

"You've got computer-breath."

"Still haven't quite figured out the pressure cooker, huh dad?"

"I've grown numb to exclamation points."

"Careful! He knows computers."

Frankenstein's Monster's PC.

"Thanks—I got it off Amazon."

'I've found a spade I like Julia...'

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Smartphone Sonogram

"Cap'n FancyPants got himself an i-Patch."

Man has thrown his computer aside and is writing on a typewriter.

'He's very particular about how far we walk.'

Old and new technologies

"This lockdown is GREAT! - We can spend all day on our computers, eating takeaway junk food and watching crap TV while gambling on our iphones!"

Geeks and their dogs.

"Goodnight Tommy, sleeptight, watch the millenium bugs don't bite."

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Their technological toys are nothing compared to the power of the supply side."

"Brat"

'Why worry about intrusive electronic surveillance. If you've done nothing wrong, you should have nothing to hide!'

'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

'Selling a stock and marking a profit is better than selling it at a loss, if only for the bragging rights.'

"Other than going ahead and back an hour at daylight savings, professor, can your time machine travel to any other period in time?"

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Meanwhile back at the pond 'Wow... nice pad man!'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'That guy was uploaded to heaven - this one downloaded to hell.'

You ever wonder what would've happened if Nintendo had never existed? There'd have been no Mario Bros., and since Sega created Sonic to compete, there'd be no Sonic. And without those, the market wouldn't have been big enough to interest Sony. So … no Playstation. And no Playstation, no Xbox. Several generations of awkward teens would've had to come up with other excuses not to go outside. Sometimes I wonder if it rained where I grew up.

Chasebook for Dogs

"With all we've invested in flat screen monitors, why does our data still look distorted?"