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'It's Jones Sir! He's showing of his ball point pen again!'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'It's the newest thing out. A big screen fish finder.'

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

"Here's the remote to your smart home. It's big, but the good news is you'll never lose it."

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"Before we decide that SEO is dead, can someone tell me what SEO is?"

"It's good to be able to recognize everyone."

"Pull over, Rudolph! We'll have to charge the electric sleigh again..."

"It's expensive because it connects to the internet."

'My dad just invented the wheel!'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

"My phone is my cosmetic advisor. If the facial recognition doesn't work, I know I'm wearing too much makeup."

'It's Jopnes Sir! He's showing off his ballpoint pen again!'

'Actually, we're having trouble finding people to test the damn thing.'

'After 5 minutes it turns itself off and says: 'Get a life!''

"Honey, will you text grace, please?"

"Now, you show me yours"

The Daily Planet: The Newspaper that listen to you.

Today's Babysitter

"I like this place. You can charge your phone AND save the rainforest."

"I wonder what our clients are doing out there."

"The doctor will see you shortly—in the meantime, please fill out your medical Google search history."

Vanity for the Surveillance Camera

"If God had meant for man to interact rationally He wouldn't have given them internet forums."

"You know how it is. Some days you like to drive, some days you like to be driven."

How to appear more interesting.

'Green technology?'