Societal Pressure Analyst Gifts

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

Regardless children just want to fit in.

World Financial Mafia

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"Come in, minion."

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

Me when by BDD shows up

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'It's your debt to society.'

Daughter/psychiatrist

Abstraction and recognition

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Corruption Crime

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

Progress

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."