Social Pressure Pundit Gifts

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

Support the Ex-Troops

Thought for today: "All the world's a stage." - Shakespeare. And boy, are there a lot of drama critics.

Torturing the English Language

"I'd like the garden salad with the blue cheese dressing, and my mother would like me married by age thirty."

"We seem to be spending more on defence than on things to defend"

"What I do is pick up the morning paper, go through it carefully, and then, depending on how I feel about things, I either say the Pledge of Allegiance, stand there and do nothing, or walk out of the classroom."

'This country is on the road to ruin.' - 'Well, it'll never get there in this traffic.'

Press Freedom

The Working Woman's Magazine

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"Have you heard? There's talk about raising the retirement age to 170?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"At $4 a dozen, it's hard to balance a career and a family."

"I chose to stand up to special interest groups!"

Coronavirus Impact on Children

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

Taking Credit after Voting against Stimulus

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

Our Two Parties, Explained

'If no man is an island, then what the hell is no woman?'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Berlin Peace Movement

Real Life/Surreal Life

'-and you're living proof that ALL men are not born equal, runt!'

"Are all Brits bisexual, or just the ones who publish their diaries?"

Apart from protest footage I forget what downtown looks like.

Critisize your weight.

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Government a la Carte

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'