Societal Pressure Analyst Mugs

"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."

Suzie would later win a Nobel Prize for her Law of Special Social Relativity.

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

Regardless children just want to fit in.

"Come in, minion."

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

World Financial Mafia

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

Me when by BDD shows up

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

'It's your debt to society.'

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?

Abstraction and recognition

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

Daughter/psychiatrist

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

"I've been on the hip and thigh diet."

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

Not Dead yet

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

Corruption Crime

Progress

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'