Societal Analysts Mugs

"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."

"She's my bitch."

"How to talk to people" "Make them rue the day"

Before the riots/after the riots

"And I thought I was toxic. . ."

"Come in, minion."

World Financial Mafia

"I want to know why when I'm in a room people ignore me."

I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?

are you so alienated from any real form of community that you can no longer distinguish between belonging and conforming?

'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

Social Welfare next!

Blok conforming, with difficulty.

What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?

"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."

'It's your debt to society.'

'This is you hotel. . . it has no TV, but every room is equipped with CCTV.'

Violence in Mexico

Abstraction and recognition

Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,

TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'

"I've made this comprehensive list of my problems and divided it into two categories: those that are my fault, and those that are the fault of the liberal democrat welfare state."

'See? THAT'S globalization!'

"Once upon a time there was a thing called social security..."

Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'

Corruption Crime

"I married a girl with two mums and ended up with two mothers-in-law."

Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

"It's amazing how the captures one's true, inner self."

'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'

Progress

"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."