Societal Humor Lover Gifts

"Why wasn't I adopted by a middle-class family in the suburbs?"

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"Wait, those crunchy, cheesy little fish thingies are free?!"

"Brian's fine. He`s got his own coping mechanism."

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Honest Voting Stickers

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

The Monroe Doctrine

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

"I'd have been here sooner if it hadn't been for early detection."

'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

'Right now I'm counting the blessings that we owe to Uncle Sam.'

Think tanks.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Only in America

National Liberty and Tax Codes.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"Bad news. Our heads aren't lightbulbs."

'...and do you solemnly swear to update your facebook status to 'married'?'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

Police Lineup Escape

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

Dollars Press Conference

Euro Collapse

"I'm resigning so I can spend more time with my wonderful family, here."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Spying Smart TV