Yummy Mummy.
Societal Expectations Analyst Gifts
Searching for a gift that appreciates the insightful and often hilarious take of a societal expectations analyst? Our collection of witty and thoughtful items is perfect for those who challenge norms and analyze social cues with a smile. Whether for a birthday, a special acknowledgment, or just because, find something that truly resonates with their creative understanding of society.
Before the riots/after the riots
World Financial Mafia
"Come in, minion."
I'm here to update your census form. Since you mailed the form in, have any of your children moved back in with you?
'I can remember when paranoia was unusual.'
Blok conforming, with difficulty.
What sort of society would we have if everybody put public interest ahead of government interest?
'It's your debt to society.'
"Meritocracy worked for my grandfather, it worked for my father, and it's working for me."
"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."
"Oh, you don't need to fight them—you just need to convince the pitchfork people that the torch people want to take away their pitchforks."
How long have you let this unhealthy obsession with family and friends interfere with your celebrity-watching?
Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps
"It's easy. The first step is to entirely change who you are."
Research indicates seven deadly sins are treatable with drugs,
TV SALES, 'Will the violence chip block out Sean Hannity?'
Not Dead yet
'See? THAT'S globalization!'
Sign says: 'Please Help. Downshifting'
"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."
"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."
Progress
'We've decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor.'
Man giving a writer an honest and insulting appraisal of his article.
'The NRA does not support even the mildest gun control! We don't blame guns, we blame society! The violent culture! Movies!! Restrictive gun laws! Video games! The media!!'
"Perhaps it's a bit early to tell, but I'll bet the Presidential visit changes nothing."
Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'
"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."
We'll be back with more of man's inhumanity to man...
"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."
Caution: New Year Under Construction - Enter At Own Risk.
Lords, Peasants and the Poor Law - 1845
Facebook Beggar.
"We've learnt to live with this government - we can learn to live with covid."
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