Societal Expectation Challenger Gifts

"Oh, my! Is that really me?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Victorian woman at a bar.

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

"It's very sensitive of you to realize that men like to get flowers!"

It says, "In lieu of gifts, please consider a donation to the automaker of your choice." Invite!

"Ever since I was a little boy I wanted to be a fireman."

"I'm tired of being the cockroach you want me to be and not the cockroach I want to be."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

A Woman Asking The Father's Permission To Marry His Son.

'The effects of aging are inevitable. Either accept it, or inject it.'

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'We've decided to give the baby a great start in the job market by naming him Doctor.'

Yummy Mummy.

'And you can no longer talk to people face to face!'

"We're going to be late for the awkwardly standing around."

'Just who the heck are you to decide who's naughty or nice? Quit trying to impose your ideas of morality on everyone else!!'

'Are you sure you don't want to marry me just because I'm a woman?'

"So now I guess I'll have to meet your friends."

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

'So... shall I put you down as a Miss, a Mrs, a Ms or a miffed?'

"No you weren't disturbing us, we were just having sex."

'So this is what you do while I'm away.'

Unemployable white male heterosexual - please help.

'I've lost all my inhibitions.'

"I had a dream again last night, where I discovered I wasn't so entrenched after all."

Nobody keeps his personal life to himself anymore phobia. 'Seems like everone's coming out of the closet!'

Transvestite wonders which toilet to go to,male or female

"To be honest, I thought anarchy would be a lot more fun than it is."

"You all said it wouldn't last! So, who looks stupid now?"

On the beach

"Please scream inside your heart"

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

'You think you have problems! Try being a male ladybug.'